1 / 2Dad Is Not Sleeping Blanket: Funny Napping Dad Throw
Dad Is Not Sleeping Blanket shows a cartoon dad slumped in a blue bean bag chair, eyes closed, with a low battery icon floating above his head.
Material: 100% polyester flannel fleece
Dad Is Not Sleeping Blanket shows a cartoon dad slumped in a blue bean bag chair, eyes closed, with a low battery icon floating above his head. The printed line “HE’S JUST RESTING HIS EYES” is the joke every household with a snoring dad already knows. You get a gift that teases him gently and makes the couch nap official.
Behind the design: the napping dad, the battery, the remote
The main subject is a simple stick-figure dad sprawled in a rounded blue bean bag chair, his head tipped back and his feet propped on a matching ottoman. A small remote lies on the floor below, a detail that tells the story before you read a word. Above him, a cloud-shaped thought bubble holds a battery icon that is almost empty, with only a sliver of red and a yellow bolt. Three small z’s rise from his head, and the wobbly dots trailing toward the bubble add a sleepy rhythm to the scene. The lettering is bold black, with the word NOT underlined so the joke is clear at a glance. Together these pieces show a dad whose energy has run down after a long day, and you can read the whole picture in seconds.
Who gets the joke: families with a dad who dozes after dinner
You will notice the napping figure first, then the line about resting his eyes, and you will probably smile at the familiar scene. This blanket fits households where dad leans back after dinner and insists he was listening to every word of the conversation. You can picture it draped over his lap during a ballgame, a movie night or a quiet Sunday afternoon. Kids who have heard the same excuse for years will get the reference, and so will the partner who has watched him doze off mid-sentence. It is a gift that says you know his habits and find them lovable.
Gift and choice: birthdays, Father’s Day, and the Fleece or Sherpa styles
This design suits a birthday, Father’s Day or a card-free surprise for the dad who always claims he was not sleeping. Choose the Fleece Throw Blanket or Fleece Blanket for a smooth, cozy feel on the couch, or the Sherpa Throw Blanket or Sherpa Blanket if you want a softer, textured look. Picture him unfolding it after a long week, pulling it up to his chin, and announcing that he is only resting his eyes. That moment is exactly what this blanket was drawn for.
- Fleece Throw Blanket 50"x60": 100% polyester flannel fleece · Print: Printed on demand (sublimation, edge to edge) · Soft plush flannel fleece · Vivid print that won't crack or peel · Machine washable, cold gentle cycle · Lightweight and cozy for couch or bed
- Sherpa Throw Blanket 50"x60": 100% polyester: flannel fleece front, sherpa back · Print: Printed on demand (sublimation, edge to edge) · Printed flannel fleece front · Thick fluffy sherpa back for extra warmth · Machine washable, cold gentle cycle · Heavier, cozy couch or bed blanket
- Fleece Blanket 60"x80": 100% polyester flannel fleece · Print: Printed on demand (sublimation, edge to edge) · Soft plush flannel fleece · Vivid print that won't crack or peel · Machine washable, cold gentle cycle · Lightweight and cozy for couch or bed
- Sherpa Blanket 60"x80": 100% polyester: flannel fleece front, sherpa back · Print: Printed on demand (sublimation, edge to edge) · Printed flannel fleece front · Thick fluffy sherpa back for extra warmth · Machine washable, cold gentle cycle · Heavier, cozy couch or bed blanket

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders $65 and up. Blankets are printed in 2–4 business days and arrive 3–6 business days after they ship. Orders placed after 5:00 PM start the next business day.
Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back and we refund within 7 days of receiving it.



