Skip to content
Free shipping on orders $65+✦Ships in 5–10 business days✦30-day returns
Free shipping on orders $65+
Eat Sleep Fix Cars Blanket – Black blanket with CARGUY definition, car art and speedometer – Fleece Throw Blanket1 / 2
Crafting & Gardening Blankets

Eat Sleep Fix Cars Blanket for the Car Guy in Your Life

Eat Sleep Fix Cars Blanket shows a black field of white lettering and car art, and its printed words read like a joke written for someone who already knows the routine.

$24.95Sales tax calculated at checkout · Shipping from $4.95
Blanket: Fleece Throw · 50" × 60"

Material: 100% polyester flannel fleece

1
Arrives in 5–10 business days$4.95 shipping · Free over $65
30-day returns · Learn more
Secure checkout: cards & PayPal

Eat Sleep Fix Cars Blanket shows a black field of white lettering and car art, and its printed words read like a joke written for someone who already knows the routine. The centerpiece is a CARGUY definition with a bracketed pronunciation, and its line “Like a regular guy, only cooler” makes the point at once. Using it turns the blanket into a daily reminder of that same good-humored pride, and it is made for the car guy who is proud of it.

A closer look at the print

The large CARGUY wordmark sits over a tachometer dial, with the numbers 10 through 110 marking the arc. Vintage car sketches appear at the top and right, and a wheel and a wrench-and-nut cluster fill the lower corners. The lettering shifts from bold block capitals to softer script, so the eye moves from warning to money to the spare-time list without effort. The pieces read as one poster rather than a scatter of clip art.

Who will love it

The first thing most people notice is the definition, and the wry “see also” line that follows. A car guy will recognize the spare-time list at once: driving, researching and dreaming about cars. It also suits the mechanic who lives in the garage, the tinkerer with a project on jack stands, and the car show regular who always has one more idea. When you pull it over your legs on a cold evening, the design still says the same thing it said across the room.

Occasions and picks

Birthdays and Christmas are the obvious moments, but a retirement, a promotion or a finished restoration makes an equally good excuse. Choose between the fleece throw and the sherpa throw, depending on whether he likes a smooth or a plush surface. Put it on the couch next to his favorite car magazine and it reads like a joke that is still going.

More like this