1 / 2Funny Aunt Blanket with Sayings for Your Favorite Aunt
Funny Aunt Blanket puts a whole family story into purple squares, so you can read the room before you even wrap yourself up.
Material: 100% polyester flannel fleece
Funny Aunt Blanket puts a whole family story into purple squares, so you can read the room before you even wrap yourself up. My Aunt is pretty awesome sits in the center, and the sayings around it tease, praise and promise in equal measure. It is made for the niece or nephew who wants to say what everyone already knows about the best aunt in the family.
What the design tells
The main subject is a grid of colorful squares, each holding a single line of text, framed by black and white patterned borders. The center square is the largest and reads My Aunt is pretty awesome in tall white script, with Best Aunt Ever beneath it. Around it, sayings such as Like a regular aunt only WAAAAY HIGHER and Aunt like a mom only cooler sit in gray, purple and pink blocks. Some lines are playful warnings, like Back off I have a crazy aunt and Don't mess with me my aunt is crazy. Others are sweet, like Never forget how much I love you and I don't know what I did to deserve a special aunt like you. The mix of tones is the point: a joke sits next to a love note, and both feel true. Together the squares read like a scrapbook of everything an aunt has ever said or done.
People who will use it
Nieces and nephews who grew up with a fun aunt will notice the jokes first, then the tender lines. Aunts themselves will smile at the patchwork of sayings that match how they show up for family. You can picture it on the couch during a movie night, folded over a chair at a family gathering, or tucked around shoulders after a long day. Funny Aunt Blanket works just as well for an aunt who is a second mom, a sister-like confidante or a friend with a sharp sense of humor.
A small gift idea
This is an easy pick for a birthday, Mother's Day or a Christmas stocking when you want something that makes an aunt laugh and feel seen at once. Wrap it up with a handwritten card that adds one more memory of your own. Then imagine her reading the squares out loud to the family, picking her favorite line and claiming it as her own.
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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders $65 and up. Blankets are printed in 2–4 business days and arrive 3–6 business days after they ship. Orders placed after 5:00 PM start the next business day.
Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back and we refund within 7 days of receiving it.



