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Mom Funny Nutrition Facts Blanket Celebrating Caring and Patience

Mom Funny Nutrition Facts Blanket shows a mock label listing virtues like caring and patience alongside caffeine and sleep stats.

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Blanket: Fleece Throw · 50" × 60"

Material: 100% polyester flannel fleece

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Mom Funny Nutrition Facts Blanket shows a mock label listing virtues like caring and patience alongside caffeine and sleep stats. The design playfully acknowledges that motherhood involves high levels of multitasking and zero regret. You will appreciate the humor when you see your favorite traits listed in bold pink text.

The design in detail

A central rectangular panel mimics a food label to break down the ingredients of a mother. The serving size is defined as one amazing woman, followed by percentages for caring, patience, and guidance all set at five hundred percent. Hard-working and multi-tasking appear with lower values, while sleep is listed at just one percent and regret at zero. An infinity symbol represents unlimited unconditional love, and a footer notes that values depend on a child's mood. Watercolor pink roses and gray foliage frame the entire composition in a soft, feminine style.

When it gets used

Mothers who get this gift notice the accurate statistic about sleep first. A daughter might use this Mom Funny Nutrition Facts Blanket during a birthday celebration to show appreciation for the hard work done over the years. It becomes a companion for lazy Sunday mornings or evening relaxation. It works well as a sentimental present for Mother's Day or simply as a thank-you for being the family anchor.

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