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Pitbull Kisses Everything Blanket – Pitbull Dad blanket with dog sayings and a grinning brown dog – Fleece Throw Blanket1 / 2
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Pitbull Kisses Everything Blanket for Pitbull Dads

Pitbull Kisses Everything Blanket shows a grinning pit bull over a patchwork of sayings, and every square says something a devoted owner has felt.

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Blanket: Fleece Throw · 50" × 60"

Material: 100% polyester flannel fleece

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Pitbull Kisses Everything Blanket shows a grinning pit bull over a patchwork of sayings, and every square says something a devoted owner has felt. The line that gives the blanket its name speaks to the constant slobbery affection that comes with the breed. It is the kind of print that makes a pit bull dad nod and laugh at the same time.

What the design tells

A large brown-and-white pit bull sits at the center, tongue out and mouth open in a grin that looks as happy as a dog can be. Two front paws rest on a pale panel that carries the words Pitbull Dad in bold, paw-print lettering, so the owner's pride is printed right beside the dog. Around the middle, smaller pit bulls leap, lounge and nap, drawn in warm tan, cream and gray. Bones, paw prints and hearts sprinkle the spaces between the panels, giving the whole layout a playful, lived-in feel.

The sayings do most of the talking. My Spirit Animal sits above the grinning dog, while I Can't Get Up Right Now The Pitbull Is On My Lap shows a gray pit bull sprawled across a lap, which is a familiar scene for anyone sharing a couch. My Pitbull Thinks I'm Kind Of A Big Deal and Be The Person Your Pitbull Thinks You Are sit side by side, a pair of lines that poke fun at how much a dog believes in its owner. Each saying is printed in a different lettering style, so the blanket reads like a scrapbook of dog-life moments.

People who will use it

This throw suits the dog dad who treats his pit bull like a true family member and enjoys showing it off. It also fits the dog mom who has heard every one of these sayings from her own partner and finally wants them on a blanket. You will see it land best with anyone who has come home to a pit bull that greets them like a long-lost friend.

Picture the living room in the evening, with a pit bull stretched across your feet and the blanket draped over your lap. The Pitbull Kisses Everything Blanket fits that quiet moment as neatly as it fits a dog park afternoon or a weekend spent on the porch. It is a comfortable way to say that your life is shared with a dog who loves you without limits.

A small gift idea

For a birthday, a Father's Day card, or a holiday stocking, this blanket gives a dog-loving friend something to snuggle under while the pit bull claims the other half of the couch. Pair it with a fresh tennis ball or a new collar for the dog, and the gift turns into a little bundle for the whole household. Choose between fleece and sherpa to match how cozy you want the throw to feel.

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