Wine Blanket for Wine Lovers Who Know Their Glasses

Wine Blanket shows a collage of red wine glasses, bottles, corkscrews and sayings, and each square tells its own small joke. Those printed lines, from “Hello wine, goodbye problems” to “Screw it,” speak to anyone who has ever poured a glass at the end of a long week.

Note: the pillow shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

Behind the design

The layout is a patchwork of framed panels in deep red, cream and black. One panel shows a glass being filled in a dim, moody frame, while another holds an hourglass where the wine sits in the bulb and the words “Time for wine” curve beneath it. A corkscrew stands alone in a red square with the words “Screw it” underneath, and a bottle and glass sit on a wooden counter in a cozy pantry scene. Across the top, “If it involves wine and flip flops count me in” appears in bold white letters, while the border repeats tiny wine bottles and glasses. The bottom row keeps the humor going with “Keep calm and drink wine” and a line about needing glasses for the doctor, paired with a row of outlined glasses.

Who gets the joke

The people who notice this print first are wine drinkers who like a bit of teasing about their habits. A book club, a weekend brunch crew or a group of friends who swap bottles on the patio will spot a favorite saying in seconds. You can drape it over your legs while you watch a movie, or fold it at the foot of the bed for a quick hit of color. It also suits the friend who always has a bottle in the fridge and tells the same story about the doctor and her glasses.

Gift and choice

This is a natural pick for a birthday, a housewarming or a hostess thank-you when the guest of honor is known for their taste in wine. You can also pair it with a bottle and two glasses for a simple evening gift. You may choose the Fleece Throw Blanket, Sherpa Throw Blanket, Fleece Blanket or Sherpa Blanket depending on whether you want a soft smooth feel or a plush one.